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Children's books you will never see
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hé ! Allons faire du vélo !" "Bi-Curious George" "Blowing Up Those Funny Looking, Long Balloons You Find At The Park."
Respekt durch Angst" "Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" "Dad's New Wife Timothy" "The Day the Parents Never Came Home". "Goes The Hamster.....And Other Great Microwave Games" "The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy." "razor, razor, who's got the razor?" "If Mommy and Dad don't know the answer, they say it was God."
"The Willie Wonka and the Costarican factory for child labor." Pictures of Mom's "uncles" visiting at work.
There are 9 funny children's books you will never see published
Anybody who has ever reread children's books knows that the assumption of every tale is not necessarily the same. I' ve recently thought about children's books for some strange reasons, and the web of rubbish that we make every year when we give a little golden book to our youngsters. Because he believes that instead of trying to steal the money and then sue him for compensation, he believes someone will put it into his work.
Well, welcome to live. What if there were children's books that actually tell the true-- So what are these books about? Now, luckily for you, I've thought about this topic and developed a few books that I think should be made to give them a better insight into what really matters in the world.
Eventually, it will make their lives simpler if they realise that Santa Claus is not genuine and the nerd never gets the beautiful little gal..... at least not until he's 35 and has his own videogame business. Here is the shortlist of things I've thought up for children's books that are most likely to destroy the hope and dream of them all.
SYNOPSIZIS: The one that never was SYNOPSIS: Your Buddy the Great is not on a farming estate, Mummy ran him over with the truck and he will never come back. Contents: What these cuffs in Mom's bedside table are really good for. INCLUDE: The water has no clue whether you have eaten or not, unless you are peeing in the water, no one will know if you are going for a swim right after it.
That' a precursor of the volume Nobody knows if you're peeing in the swimming pools. Content: Adults vomit, but not for the same reason as you. If Mummy has too much wodka and Dad too much boorbon, they end up with disgruntled bellies. SYROSOPSIS: How the frown of your whole lifetime does not cause your face to get trapped in this way.
SYROSOPSIS: There is no calm play. SUMMARY: What really happens after falling asleep. I' m sure you can all think of other books for kids that will never make it to pub. Please be at liberty to part with me, but please know that I can rob them and make my wealth of your ideas.
Well, at least I'm sincere (about tellin' you I'm gonna take your idea). Now I' m going to find some kids' dream to squash them and then take sweets from a little girl, especially because WHO GIVES A BOYANDY?! Someone who reads these books to his children.